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    17 January

    没拦坊和大便

    昨天晚上没事儿做,就着三瓶啤酒,一把花生,两个青椒把梅兰芳看完了,也赶潮流崇拜了下大师。
     
    果然看后思如泉涌。
     
    想到了一件非常有创意的事儿,那就是大便!
     
    大便可不是普通的大便,而是在公司大便
     
    以前我都习惯早晨在家大
     
    最近算了下,还是在公司大比较合适
     
    我公司卫生间是计时灯,每次按可以亮3分钟,然后逐渐变暗,
     
    我一般大便时要按三次,约记10分钟 加上洗手,穿脱裤子,照镜子等
     
    如果按每天工作约7小时,每日税前约140,税后110 工资计算,
     
    每次大便税前约合效益3.3,税后2.6.
     
    如果再精确算下,假设每次大便500g,
     
    那么大便1kg 约合 6.6euro TTC, 5.2euro HTC
     
    即每次在公司大,可为公司创造纯利润 将近3euro 相当于市场上一包 carte noir咖啡,两包 haribo软糖, 2瓶leffe 1L 啤酒, 10个 nespresso capsule。。。。etc
     
    可见在公司大便的重要性和对拉动社会消费的重要性
     
    经慎重考虑,以后觉得调整生物钟,把大便时间推移到上午9点以后
     
    钦赐。。。。。。。。。。
     
     
     

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    你真强
    22 Mar.
    lei xiawrote:
    22 Jan.
    Xin YUwrote:
    ......彻底无语。。。。
    19 Jan.
    后来 王wrote:
    要是再喝点儿减肥药,一天大两至三回的话,这帐就还得另算了
    19 Jan.
    Xiaolu Wangwrote:
    非常的有想法。
    18 Jan.
    小Q 吴wrote:

    依我说,法国呢,也是个农业国家,你应该把你珍贵的排泄物施之于,也是一美妙之善举。
    18 Jan.
    cherry wuwrote:
    我说你的创意还真是滔滔江水连绵不绝的啊...
    18 Jan.
    wrote:
    顺便拉动保洁阿姨自来水公司卷纸洗手液等一揽子内需
    17 Jan.
    Qiang WANGwrote:
    en 你还可以多喝点水,然后就能为公司创造更多的价值了。
    17 Jan.

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