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    07 August

    冷笑话--不断更新ing--07/08/2009


    一个黑猫把一个白猫从河里救起来了,你知道后来那白猫对黑猫说什么吗?

    它说:瞄~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     

     

    这天,一只狗跑来应聘,主管觉得很郁闷,想把狗赶出去。狗拿出一张纸跟一支笔,很工整地写了几个字:请不要歧视动物。 总管知道这不是普通的狗,出于好奇,他决定试一下。

    总管拿出应聘的条件,上面写着:1。必须会打字。2。必须会编程。3。至少精通一门外语。

    于是狗来到计算机前,很熟练地打了一篇文章,有编写了一个很复杂的程


    序。然后来到主管前面,对着主管说:喵!!

     

     

     


    在书店,忽然阿珠眼睛一亮,看到一本书名叫「梦遗落在草原上」 

    唉呀不得了!「梦遗」居然会落在地上,真神奇! 

    赶紧叫阿花来看,阿花也兴奋地打开来看仔细一看,她们才猛然发现目录上写: 

    「梦,遗落在草原上。」 

    阿珠大失所望,很不高兴的说:将来我要出一本书叫「月经常挂在天上」

     

     

    老领导感叹,你们多幸福啊,小姐遍地,俺那时出差不仅没小姐,回来全家七口挤在一起,想亲热一下,还得往门外撒把糖,再喊:“孩子们我压住你妈快去抢

     

     

    什么地方的用户最喜欢关机?宁波 

    因为有人说:对不起,您拨的用户已关机。。。

     

     

     

    哪两种蔬菜使用手机? 萝卜白菜

     

     

    手机用户最喜欢去哪?吉林通化 

    “对不起,您拨打的用户正在通话”

     

     

    26个字母去掉e和t还剩几个字母?21个,因为ET是坐UFO走的

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    BB Jin Kwokwrote:
    有点热...
    7 Aug.

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